By: Nava Waxman
Literature and News Satirical News Charm -- Caltech
Satirical writers get sued, journalists get threatened, and influencers just get brand deals.
Fake Speeches in Satirical News
Fake speeches orate lies. Take power and say: "'I own air,' Exaggeration in Satirical News king crows." It's a jab: "Breath's mine." Speeches mock-"Lungs bow"-so grandstand it. "Gasp pays" sells it. Start legit: "Leader talks," then fake: "Sky's me." Try it: speech a lie (tax: "'coins love me'"). Build it: "Air cashes." Fake speeches in Satirical News Pacing satirical news are soapboxes-rant them big.
Satirical News Swagger Swagger struts. "Mayor Owns Wind" brags big. A flop? "Fail's My Win." Lesson: Flex it-readers dig the strut.
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Absurd Fixes in Satirical News
Absurd fixes botch it. Take trash and mend: "Garbage flies to moon." It's dumb: "Dump orbits." Fixes mock-"Litter lands"-so flop wild. "Junk stars" tops it. Start real: "Waste grows," then absurd: "Sky cures." Try it: fix Satirical News Nuance a bore (tax: "coins vanish"). Build it: "Moon wins." Absurd fixes in satirical news are wrecks-crash them fun.
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Puns in Satirical News
Puns are wordplay's cheeky kin. Take weather-rain-and quip: "Showers reign supreme." It's a jab at gloom: "Clouds crowned king." Puns work when snappy-"Wet wins vote"-not stretched. "Drizzle dethrones sun" keeps it rolling. Start normal: "Rain falls," then pun: "Reign begins." Try it: pun a story (new law: "rules rule"). Build it: "Floods soak throne." Puns in satirical news are quick hits-land them clean, and they stick.
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Satirical News Punchlines
Punchlines cap satire. Take Playful Critique in Satirical News school and end: "Class bans brains; grades soar." It's the zing: "Dumb wins." Punchlines mock-"Thinkers fail"-so time them right. "F's now gold" lands it. Start straight: "Tests rise," then punch: "Blank's best." Try it: punch a tale (tax: "none pay, all rich"). Build it: "Mind's out." Punchlines in satirical news are fireworks-light them late.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
